Berkley Crime Report

We hear a lot of people around town say Berkley Planning Board member Greg Unger is a bitch. We agree and we have the police reports to show that he’s a snitch too. Since 2019, Unger has had an incredible 61 interactions with the Berkley Police Department by our count. Unger is involved with everything from fighting with his neighbors, to trespassing and ripping political signs out of the ground, to just harassing people driving down the road. He’s also racked up a tremendous record of using lawfare – filing multiple harassment reports in order to generate cause to obtain harassment prevention orders – in bad faith.

And there are some funny ones in here too. Lets enjoy together.

Here are a few where Unger got jammed up with pictures of himself and illicit drugs on social media, got into his feelings over it and ran to file a police report. Great use of police resources by an elected official with a runny nose.

And then there is Mr Unger’s inability to get along with his neighbors. First there is a false complaint because a neighbor decided to remove their own fence.

So with egg on his face from this incident, Mr. Unger decides to start phoning in threats about menacing chickens in the yard

And if the menacing chickens fail to bring him satisfaction, Mr. Unger can easily transition to stalking as we see from yet another neighbor complaint.

Last and most serious is Mr. Unger’s use of lawfare – the use of frivolous complaints designed to create a trail of paperwork to build cases for obtaining harassment prevention orders. The ridiculousness of some of these complaints should be studied in a laboratory. Let’s dive in on the most fun ones.

“My internet is out. I’m frightened. Please send SWAT.”

“A Jeep drove down the main road that I live on several times during the day. Call the FBI!”

Nothing has happened but something could. Part 1.

Nothing has happened but something could. Part 2.

Nothing has happened but something could. Part 3.

Nothing has happened but something could. Part 4.

Get the picture by now? Because there are dozens of these.

So why is Mr. Unger always so “in fear for his life”? Maybe it’s because he always wanted to be a tough guy but could never figure out how to pull it off, so he takes his potshots and then runs to the safety of the Berkley Police Station for help when the going gets tough. Or maybe it’s because when you attempt to file a harassment prevention order, one of the things the court examines is how potential instances of harassment make the complaining party feel. It’s all a tactic and a game for Mr. Unger.

Here’s the time he tried to run a commercial driver off the road over yet another personal dispute that he has with someone.

And one last one funny.

Someone smiled and waved at me. Call the police. File a Report.

Our next talk about Mr. Unger will delve into his best #metoo moments. Hopefully the recall petition starts before that.

See you then.