Berkley Crime Report

The fallout continues. The Board of Selectmen wants to perform an extended fact finding mission to better understand why incompetent election workers can’t count properly instead of taking proper action and relieving them of duty. Maybe we should make them take their shoes off for the next one?

Town Clerk Heather Almy took no accountability for the complete breakdown in election management and the Town of Berkley has no integrity or competency in its election operations currently. This demands for a call for State intervention to secure Berkley’s elections with the growing chorus of elected local officials unwilling to make necessary changes with state primaries and elections on the near horizon.

New Selectman Silent Bob Longton made his first appearance at the dais, this time without baby mama Renee Gagne, and promptly lost his cool, threatening a resident to “shut their trap.” Not much of a beginning for Angry Bob, he’s in the kitchen but he clearly can’t take the heat.

And it doesn’t look like it’s going to get better in Clown Town any time soon. More to come